please watch your fucking language
"no homo" the teenage boy whispers as he pulls away from kissing his friend. he gently strokes the other males face "full bi" he adds in a sensuous tone.
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
I’m pinging off this video
what the fuck
Always reblog lol
Have you guys never seen the original Starbucks logo? It’s still up at the first store in the Pike Place (which isn’t actually the first store, but shhhh)
YEP, THERE YOU HAVE IT
For the past few months I’ve had the hyenas from The Lion King on my mind so I decided to humanize them in an outfit other than leather… I guess it works? Here’s Shenzi! I’ll do Banzai and Ed soon too!
when no one in class is ready for the test
My best friend is a middle school teacher and she just told us that she farts on students that she doesn’t like. She like pretends to circle around the class while they do classwork and just stops at certain students and farts in their personal space. It was recommended to her by a fellow teacher. Just want you guys to be careful out there.. Whether you’re in high school or college just…. Just be careful. Especially in the public school system
When will my reflection show who I am inside
look what you can buy
There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.
So, if I’m a car in this universe who at first doesn’t believe in Jesus Chrysler, but then I see the headlight and become one of his tailgaters…does that make me a convert-ible?